So WTH? I'm 37 years old...where's the outline of how I'm supposed to be acting? I mean wedding anniversaries are laid out for you...telling you exactly what to get on which year...why not ages?
It'd be great to just open a book before every birthday and get a full outline of what you're supposed to be doing and how you're supposed to be acting....eh, maybe not.
I was never a fan of coloring in the lines...why start now.